Let me get this straight. The reason MAGA’s upset about the Epstein scandal is they have blue balls over not getting their holy grail: a list of pedo Democrats? Not because their hero used to pal around with Epstein? They’re pissed because they’d been promised a fantasy of proof, maybe pictures of Hillary Clinton clutching […]

So now he’s saying Biden died and got robotically cloned. Can we finally agree, dear Trump supporters, that the man has lost his marbles? No? What are y’all giggling about? Crazy balls I suspect his fans understand, better than the rest of us do, that it’s all just a winking game. The old shyster just […]

Feeling a little nauseous right now? Welcome to TrumpLand, the world’s least amusing amusement park. The featured ride for April has been the sickening-soar-&-dip. So far this month, the Orange One has shifted from imposing punishing tariffs on penguin-inhabited islands to backpedaling on most of them, presumably right after his insider-trading pals pulled their money […]

In DonnieWorld, the worst sin is being boring. But boring is what that speech was, the State-of-the-DisUnion one he gave the other day. As Ryan Broderick says, he’s not even making up new lies anymore. A month into his second run, the man’s scorecard has not been stellar. Most notably, that ugly performance with Zelensky […]

Where to even begin, right? The man promised to play the dictator “on day one,” but I don’t think any of us realized his dismantling of the US government would be this swift and vicious. And crude as a bag of rocks. He has followed Steve Bannon’s directive to the letter, “flooding the zone with […]

That photo summed it up, didn’t it? A burning Musk truck in front of the Orange One’s hotel. Thus were gobsmacked Americans introduced, on the first day of the year, to the new era. The Las Vegas suicide bomber and the New Orleans crowd-smasher chose the same day to personify the big transit of the […]

Uncle Sam is traumatized. Even those on the winning side, although they may feel giddy with victory, are on dangerous psychological ground. Let’s take a deep breath and cop some astrological perspective. Astrology is helpful, first and foremost, because it’s a reminder that everything changes. Transits keep transiting; everything is a phase. This is something […]

At the moment, half of America is on a Harris high. … the Harris phenomenon: the synchronization of a Democratic party energized by its sudden escape from a looming debacle with a media and entertainment apparatus eager for a new narrative and naturally inclined to favor any candidate not named Donald Trump.” — Ross Douthat  […]

Any other boomers out there experiencing acute déjà vu? As children of the Uranus-Pluto conjunction, the transit that radicalized our generation, many of us are getting flashbacks from the Gaza protests happening right now. We might be remembering the Oscars in 1978 when Vanessa Redgrave caused such a stir, speaking out against Zionist extremists. The […]

As the US presidential election looms ever closer, Jupiter and Uranus are conjoining in the sky. The mass mood is agitated, electric, prickly. Will we meet this moment with insight and enthusiasm, or with frazzled burn-out? It depends on our understanding of the forces at play. Uranus, the planet of disruptive change, signifies the sense […]