Well, it never worked before, so let’s try it again. Only this time, let’s do it with a drunken captain at the wheel. Israel has dreamed for decades of a splintered, broken Iran. Netanyahu has been grooming Washington for 30 years to swoop in and make it happen. After multiple presidents refused, Bibi finally found […]

You could see from his face what a good man he was. Each detail that emerged about Alex Pretti’s life and death was like an icepick to the heart. It felt like our brother had died. He was a caretaker, murdered because he came to someone else’s aid. His death was desecrated further by bald-faced […]

“Joy is great, isn’t it?” Those were the first words of the first blog I wrote for MotherSky, back in November of 2008. Obama had just won, and people like me were dancing in the streets. Now Mamdani has won in New York. Another charismatic outlier, setting another record for racial firsts, young, smart and […]

Donaldo needed both a new Epstein distraction and a quick attention fix. A packed stadium somewhere. So he hit upon the surreally ill-advised idea of ordering Secretary KegsBreath to summon 800 of the highest-ranking generals (the top guys, a tremendous group, nobody’s ever seen anything like it) to Quantico. Young Pete was to be the […]

At last, we hear from the survivors. As September began, a microphone was finally handed to the women who, as teenagers, served as party accessories for Jeffrey Epstein and his guests. Uranus (sudden clarity) was stationing in the sky, sending a bolt of lightning through the chaotic murk of the media ecosystem. For months now, […]

The guy in the White House is aging, as are we all. The difference being that his degeneration is very public, and causes widespread harm. Then there’s the issue of self-awareness. Whenever this is lacking in human beings, it’s a shame. But when someone with this much worldly power lacks it, it’s a crisis. Lately […]

Let me get this straight. The reason MAGA’s upset about the Epstein scandal is they have blue balls over not getting their holy grail: a list of pedo Democrats? Not because their hero used to pal around with Epstein? They’re pissed because they’d been promised a fantasy of proof, maybe pictures of Hillary Clinton clutching […]

So now he’s saying Biden died and got robotically cloned. Can we finally agree, dear Trump supporters, that the man has lost his marbles? No? What are y’all giggling about? Crazy balls I suspect his fans understand, better than the rest of us do, that it’s all just a winking game. The old shyster just […]

Feeling a little nauseous right now? Welcome to TrumpLand, the world’s least amusing amusement park. The featured ride for April has been the sickening-soar-&-dip. So far this month, the Orange One has shifted from imposing punishing tariffs on penguin-inhabited islands to backpedaling on most of them, presumably right after his insider-trading pals pulled their money […]

In DonnieWorld, the worst sin is being boring. But boring is what that speech was, the State-of-the-DisUnion one he gave the other day. As Ryan Broderick says, he’s not even making up new lies anymore. A month into his second run, the man’s scorecard has not been stellar. Most notably, that ugly performance with Zelensky […]